I've never been, so I wouldn't know what any of it is. Just saying that I think it's only fair that if you primp for me, I do the same for you. My input on it would be moot. But if you're up for it, then... I'll just let you pick the torture.

[Hey, he could refer to it as that. He'd heard women talking about spa days and what went on there. It sounded like torture.]