It's mostly I have a tendency to hang out with unsavory types? Drug lords, pirates, diamond smugglers, mob bosses. Like I'm not seeking them out! But it just kinda happens.

[Alexis goes searching for adventure and a good time, and without fail, she finds trouble. She's been arrested and held hostage more times than she can count, but she's decided that those experience help make her the bad boss lady she is today.]

And you're definitely not a shitty boyfriend! You came over at this later hour to take care of me and cook for me. That makes you the best boyfriend.