If you were more adventurous, the stripping would commence now. You're lucky I'm lenient.

[He couldn't stop the smirk at the 'sir'. He took an assessment of his own aches and pains and the worst of it was what he'd gotten in the recent fight; the hit to the head and the sting of the cut on his leg. Not bad enough to limp, so maybe he could hide it until they got back.]

Sir sounds weird from you.